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Episodes (40)
Ep 1
Eternal Lockdown
2021-02-18•4m
The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.
Ep 2
Coach Gets a Shot
2021-02-25•4m
The Government Coach takes one for the team.
Ep 3
Political Limbo
2021-03-04•4m
We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?
Ep 4
Royal Family Yoga
2021-03-11•4m
Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.
Ep 5
Vaccine Against Toxic Male Culture
2021-03-18•4m
It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?
Ep 6
Government Injury List
2021-03-25•4m
With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.
Ep 7
Girl Power
2021-04-01•4m
Coach announces his new female line-up.
Ep 8
Opposition Leaders Anonymous
2021-04-08•4m
Support is at hand.
Ep 9
Antiques Showcase - The Passport
2021-04-15•4m
This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.
Ep 10
The Big V
2021-04-22•4m
Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.
Ep 11
Future Grandad
2021-04-29•3m
After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.
Ep 12
I Can't Call Australia Home
2021-05-06•4m
With apologies to Peter Allen.
Ep 13
Post Budget Locker Room Chat
2021-05-13•3m
JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.
Ep 14
Quarantine FM
2021-05-20•4m
Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.
Ep 15
Hookturnistan Returnistans
2021-05-27•3m
Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.
Ep 16
Waiting for Vaxot
2021-06-03•4m
You've got this, Melbourne.
Ep 17
Pillow Fortress Australia
2021-06-10•4m
Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!
Ep 18
Coach at the G7
2021-06-17•4m
Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.
Ep 19
The Very Hungry Barnaby
2021-06-24•4m
We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?
Ep 20
Have Covid, Will Travel
2021-07-01•4m
One man's contact tracing adventure.
Ep 21
Left Wing Yoga
2021-07-08•4m
Namaste, precious snowflakes.
Ep 22
Suck It Up Australia
2021-07-15•4m
Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.
Ep 23
Guess Who's Back?
2021-07-22•4m
2020 makes a glorious return.
Ep 24
Thrusting for Australia
2021-07-29•4m
One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.
Ep 25
The Ballad of Locky D
2021-08-05•4m
S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.
Ep 26
Byron Bay Lockdown Rules
2021-08-12•4m
Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.
Ep 27
Workin' Like a Dog
2021-08-19•3m
One dog calls for an end to lockdown.
Ep 28
Let's do a Protest!
2021-08-26•4m
We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?
Ep 29
Lockdown Wedding
2021-09-02•4m
With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.
Ep 30
The Pfizer Has Landed
2021-09-09•4m
Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.
Ep 31
Will you miss press conferences?
2021-09-16•3m
Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.
Ep 32
Anti-Vaxxed to the Max
2021-09-23•4m
Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!
Ep 33
So Close
2021-09-30•4m
The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.
Ep 34
Hookturnistan Invades NSW
2021-10-07•4m
Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.
Ep 35
News Corp Goes Green
2021-10-14•4m
The climate changes at News Corp.
Ep 36
The Institute for Reopening
2021-10-21•3m
Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.
Ep 37
Playground Politics Halloween Special
2021-10-28•4m
It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!
Ep 38
Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to France
2021-11-04•4m
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.
Ep 39
Coach Deregisters WA
2021-11-11•4m
Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.
Ep 40
How to Charge an Electric Car
2021-11-18•4m
We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?