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Episodes (23)
Ep 1
Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
2019-09-09•6m
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Ep 2
Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
2019-09-09•3m
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Ep 3
Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
2019-10-14•5m
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Ep 4
You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
2019-10-21•5m
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Ep 5
Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
2019-10-28•6m
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Ep 6
Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
2019-11-04•4m
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Ep 7
On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
2019-11-11•7m
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Ep 8
Man Turns Home into Home Depot
2019-11-18•4m
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Ep 9
"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
2019-11-25•5m
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Ep 10
Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
2019-12-02•5m
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Ep 11
Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
2019-12-09•5m
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Ep 12
Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
2019-12-16•5m
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Ep 13
We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
2019-12-23•5m
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Ep 14
One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
2019-12-30•4m
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Ep 15
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
2020-01-06•9m
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Ep 16
Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
2020-01-06•5m
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Ep 17
Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
2020-01-13•5m
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Ep 18
Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
2020-01-20•5m
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Ep 19
Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
2020-01-27•8m
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Ep 20
Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
2020-02-03•4m
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Ep 21
Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
2020-02-10•6m
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Ep 22
Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
2020-02-17•5m
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Ep 23
Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
2020-02-24•4m
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.