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Episodes (25)
Ep 1
YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
2020-03-02•5m
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Ep 2
News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
2020-03-09•7m
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Ep 3
“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
2020-03-16•6m
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Ep 4
Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
2020-03-30•3m
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Ep 5
Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
2020-04-06•5m
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Ep 6
BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
2020-04-27•5m
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Ep 7
News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
2020-03-30•4m
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Ep 8
Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
2020-04-13•4m
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Ep 9
A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
2020-04-20•6m
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Ep 10
U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
2020-05-04•5m
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Ep 11
Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
2020-05-11•8m
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Ep 12
Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
2020-05-18•8m
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Ep 13
God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
2020-05-25•5m
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Ep 14
My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
2020-06-01•4m
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Ep 15
Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
2020-06-22•7m
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Ep 16
Good Morning, River View High!
2020-06-08•4m
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Ep 17
Welcome to Bug News
2020-06-15•4m
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Ep 18
Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
2020-06-29•7m
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Ep 19
I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
2020-07-06•4m
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Ep 20
Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
2020-07-13•8m
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Ep 21
All Hail Cello Chigglers!
2020-07-27•4m
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Ep 22
Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
2020-08-03•7m
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Ep 23
True Confessions of Real Newscasters
2020-08-10•5m
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Ep 24
Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
2020-08-17•7m
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Ep 25
Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
2020-08-24•6m
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.