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Episodes (76)

Ep 1
The Perfect Women, Episode 1
2019-03-27•59m
They're perfect, but they're still your mommies

Ep 2
The Perfect Women, Episode 2
2019-04-03•62m
The guy over the cat?

Ep 3
The Perfect Women, Episode 3
2019-04-10•59m
The trial of AlienBob

Ep 4
The Perfect Women, Episode 4
2019-04-17•58m
Derek and Dril inject the show with some much needed virality

Ep 5
The Perfect Women, Episode 5
2019-04-24•61m
The viewing habits of the North American Virgin are analyzed

Ep 6
The Perfect Women, Episode 6
2019-05-01•59m
Emily's gone, but we got ourselves a gun

Ep 7
The Perfect Women, Episode 7
2019-05-08•61m
Semi-regular rotating guest host Derek shows up and tries to fight everyone

Ep 8
The Perfect Women, Episode 8
2019-05-15•59m
Everyone has to pee (feat. Billy Corgan of Smash Mouth)

Ep 9
The Perfect Women, Episode 9
2019-05-22•61m
More than one Pokemon reference is made

Ep 10
The Perfect Women, Episode 10
2019-05-29•60m
horniness is real

Ep 11
The Perfect Women, Episode 11
2019-06-05•61m
All the little baby kittens and puppies and dirt and DVDs and a keyboard

Ep 12
The Perfect Women, Episode 12
2019-06-12•60m
The pixel is thicc

Ep 13
The Perfect Women, Episode 13
2019-06-19•60m
Titstarter goals met (feat. spit)

Ep 14
The Perfect Women, Episode 14
2019-06-26•60m
Chemtrails, fun socks

Ep 15
The Perfect Women, Episode 15
2019-07-03•60m
A very special 21 gun Independence Day salute to American exceptionalism

Ep 16
The Perfect Women, Episode 16
2019-07-10•61m
Mary's back. Are you happy?

Ep 17
The Perfect Women, Episode 17
2019-07-17•60m
A Very Special Univited to Comic-Con Pre-recorded Special

Ep 18
The Perfect Women, Episode 18
2019-07-24•61m
Do you know how hard it is to have to shit & think at the same time

Ep 19
The Perfect Women, Episode 19
2019-07-31•63m
The death of Mary Kobayashi x Monster Energy

Ep 20
The Perfect Women, Episode 20
2019-08-07•59m
KitKat & Dinah @sluttytaylorswift give your Mommies a makeover

Ep 21
The Perfect Women, Episode 21
2019-08-14•61m
Would you let a chili dog...ahem...EAT you out?

Ep 22
The Perfect Women, Episode 22
2019-08-21•59m
enjoy hanging out with your libertarian dad

Ep 23
The Perfect Women, Episode 23
2019-08-28•62m
Do you think my piss is gonna hurt

Ep 24
The Perfect Women, Episode 24
2019-09-04•59m
Turns out it's Soundcloud day

Ep 25
The Perfect Women, Episode 25
2019-09-11•62m
9/11 hotwing muckbang

Ep 26
The Perfect Women, Episode 26
2019-09-18•59m
Hot drop in from Clare O'Kane @babysfirstgun (feat. anime tiddies)

Ep 27
The Perfect Women, Episode 27
2019-09-25•61m
Special musical guest Negative Gemini sings for you

Ep 28
The Perfect Women, Episode 28
2019-10-02•62m
Your mommies meet a very horny boy

Ep 29
The Perfect Women, Episode 29
2019-10-09•59m
In the wake of scandal, the network installs The Consultant

Ep 30
The Perfect Women, Episode 30
2019-10-16•59m
Foo Fighters don't believe that HIV gives you AIDS

Ep 31
The Perfect Women, Episode 31
2019-10-23•61m
I wanna eat a beef meat, not this smoothie shit

Ep 32
The Perfect Women, Episode 32
2019-10-30•61m
Do you have that mountain dew disease

Ep 33
The Perfect Women, Episode 33
2019-11-06•64m
A sexy little baby brain, smooth like a peanut

Ep 34
The Perfect Women, Episode 34
2019-11-13•63m
Fat nut December (Dir. P.T. Anderson)

Ep 35
The Perfect Women, Episode 35
2019-11-20•63m
Lower than a bitch

Ep 36
The Perfect Women at the Adult Swim Festival
2019-12-01•59m
A very special episode

Ep 37
The Perfect Women, Episode 37
2019-12-04•59m
The dude from Gogol Bordello is your hall pass?

Ep 38
The Perfect Women, Episode 38
2019-12-11•60m
YEAR END CLEARANCE

Ep 39
The Perfect Women, Episode 39
2019-12-18•58m
Shit babies (feat. Ariel Pink & John Maus)

Ep 40
The Perfect Women, Episode 40
2020-01-08•62m
I forgot about the cartoon PPs

Ep 41
The Perfect Women, Episode 41
2020-01-15•59m
Long nails & butt play (feat. Patriarchy / Actually Huizenga)

Ep 42
The Perfect Women, Episode 42
2020-01-22•60m
take a fat shit (in Newark)

Ep 43
The Perfect Women, Episode 43
2020-01-29•61m
Let's look at some food pics

Ep 44
The Perfect Women, Episode 44
2020-02-05•61m
The front ass. The ass where you pee

Ep 45
The Perfect Women, Episode 45
2020-02-12•59m
A very special dating profile episode in honor of St. Valentine's Day

Ep 46
The Perfect Women, Episode 46
2020-02-19•62m
Where's the hot chick

Ep 47
The Perfect Women, Episode 47
2020-02-26•60m
Let's bring doi back

Ep 48
The Perfect Women, Episode 48
2020-03-04•61m
Why did Mary abandon us?

Ep 49
The Perfect Women, Episode 49
2020-03-11•61m
Slurpin' the A out of some P

Ep 50
The Perfect Women, Episode 50
2020-03-18•55m
What the show would be like if it sucked a little worse

Ep 51
The Perfect Women, Episode 51
2020-03-25•63m
pp or poopoo?

Ep 52
The Perfect Women, Episode 52
2020-04-01•63m
A new hope

Ep 53
The Perfect Women, Episode 53
2020-04-08•60m
kinda like Stevie Ray Vaughn, but a girl

Ep 54
The Perfect Women, Episode 54
2020-04-15•60m
The funny Office

Ep 55
The Perfect Women, Episode 55
2020-04-22•61m
Don't you dare show your f***ing magnets right now

Ep 56
The Perfect Women, Episode 56
2020-04-29•63m
Do you think the weed is danker in heaven

Ep 57
The Perfect Women, Episode 57
2020-05-06•64m
you're rich and you f**k your video games

Ep 58
The Perfect Women, Episode 58
2020-05-13•61m
These young ladies are going poopoo and pp right now?

Ep 59
The Perfect Women, Episode 59
2020-05-20•62m
A very special 2 week anniversary of the 69th episode episode

Ep 60
The Perfect Women, Episode 60
2020-05-27•61m
Someone in chat gets horny

Ep 61
The Perfect Women, Episode 61
2020-06-03•61m
Let's have a talk

Ep 62
The Perfect Women, Episode 62
2020-06-10•59m
Sperm questions answered

Ep 63
The Perfect Women, Episode 63
2020-06-17•60m
Summer profile clearance

Ep 64
The Perfect Women, Episode 64
2020-06-24•61m
A show for DJs and longboarders and five guys in a room

Ep 65
The Perfect Women, Episode 65
2020-07-01•61m
I only poopoo a teaspoon a day

Ep 66
The Perfect Women, Episode 66
2020-07-08•61m
What did you think you were? An art critic?

Ep 67
The Perfect Women, Episode 67
2020-07-15•60m
Not high on pot right now

Ep 68
The Perfect Women. Episode 68
2020-07-22•60m
the Iowa ska scene is cancelled

Ep 69
The Perfect Women, Episode 69
2020-07-29•60m
Wet shaming

Ep 70
The Perfect Women, Episode 70
2020-08-05•52m
The piss episode

Ep 71
The Perfect Women, Episode 71
2020-08-12•60m
lol doody

Ep 72
The Perfect Women, Episode 72
2020-08-19•60m
looking at other people's vacation photos :(

Ep 73
The Perfect Women, Episode 73
2020-08-26•62m
Emily's very special 27 Club birthday episode

Ep 74
The Perfect Women, Episode 74
2020-09-02•62m
Hay look it's Mary

Ep 75
The Perfect Women, Episode 75
2020-09-09•61m
STEVE ALBINI weighs in on YOUR music submissions with this one crazy trick

Ep 76
The Perfect Women, Episode 76
2020-09-16•65m
Joe Pera has some upsetting news for you