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Episodes (19)
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Ep 1
Moving Out
2010-01-31•1m
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
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Ep 2
Moving Day
2010-01-31•1m
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
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Ep 3
Bodyguard
2010-01-31•2m
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
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Ep 4
Baby
2010-01-31•2m
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
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Ep 5
Baby Daddy
2010-02-08•2m
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
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Ep 6
Depressed
2010-03-01•2m
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
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Ep 7
Hangover
2010-03-01•2m
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
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Ep 8
Fight
2010-03-01•2m
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.

Ep 9
Philip Seymour Hoffman
2010-03-13•2m
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.

Ep 10
Cat
2010-04-04•1m
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.

Ep 11
Back to School
2010-04-04•2m
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

Ep 12
Extension
2010-04-11•1m
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.

Ep 13
Paper
2010-04-11•1m
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.

Ep 14
Crush
2010-04-18•1m
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

Ep 15
Ashleyguard
2010-04-18•2m
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!

Ep 16
Nightmare
2010-04-26•2m
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!

Ep 17
Zac Efron
2010-04-29•2m
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!

Ep 18
Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
2010-05-03•2m
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.

Ep 19
Gun
2010-05-03•2m
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?