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Episodes (24)
Ep 1
Raise Your Hand
2011-12-01•3m
I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
Ep 2
Magazines
2011-12-08•2m
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
Ep 3
Jetlag
2011-12-15•2m
Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
Ep 4
Santa
2011-12-22•3m
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
Ep 5
Presentation 4
2012-01-06•3m
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
Ep 6
Jewish Looking Girl
2012-01-12•2m
She’s a rock star of David.
Ep 7
Layers
2012-01-19•2m
It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
Ep 8
Call My Phone
2012-01-26•3m
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
Ep 9
Trenta
2012-02-02•2m
Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
Ep 10
Evil Dragon
2012-02-09•3m
It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
Ep 11
Police
2012-02-17•3m
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
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Ep 12
Mug Shot
2012-02-23•3m
Is this the duckface of a criminal?
Ep 13
Jail
2012-03-08•3m
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
Ep 14
Dishwasher
2012-03-15•3m
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
Ep 15
Pillow Talk
2012-03-22•3m
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Ep 16
Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
2012-04-01•3m
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
Ep 17
Sleeping in Class
2012-04-05•3m
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
Ep 18
Professor’s Presentation
2012-04-12•3m
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
Ep 19
Slumber Party
2012-04-19•2m
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
Ep 20
Pills
2012-04-26•3m
Take once per day with a picture of food.
Ep 21
Comet
2012-05-03•2m
Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
Ep 22
Draw Something
2012-05-10•3m
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
Ep 23
The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
2012-05-24•2m
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
Ep 24
Summer House
2012-05-31•3m
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.