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Episodes (13)
Ep 1
The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
2019-02-07•2m
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
Ep 2
The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
2019-04-10•1m
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
Ep 3
The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
2019-06-02•3m
Hey person, what's your sound?
Ep 4
The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
2019-07-07•2m
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
Ep 5
The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
2019-07-31•4m
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
Ep 6
The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
2019-08-12•3m
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
Ep 7
The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
2019-09-02•5m
I'm gonna smell like flowers.
Ep 8
The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
2019-09-11•6m
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
Ep 9
The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
2019-10-04•6m
No description available for this episode.
Ep 10
The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
2019-10-31•3m
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
Ep 11
The First Guy To Ever Dream
2019-11-16•6m
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
Ep 12
The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
2019-12-13•4m
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
Ep 13
The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
2019-12-27•5m
No description available for this episode.