
Episodes (20)
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Ep 1
Webnecks
2008-01-20•11m
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
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Ep 2
Beast Implants
2008-01-27•11m
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
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Ep 3
Tween Steam
2008-02-03•11m
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
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Ep 4
Wing Nut
2008-02-10•11m
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
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Ep 5
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
2008-02-17•11m
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
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Ep 6
Earth Worst
2008-02-24•11m
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
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Ep 7
The Good One
2008-03-02•11m
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
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Ep 8
Sharif
2008-03-09•11m
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
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Ep 9
Condition: Demolition!
2008-03-16•11m
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
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Ep 10
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
2008-03-23•11m
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
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Ep 11
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
2008-04-06•11m
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
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Ep 12
Tuscaloosa Dumpling
2008-04-13•11m
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
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Ep 13
Armageddon It On!
2008-04-20•11m
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
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Ep 14
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
2008-04-27•11m
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
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Ep 15
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
2008-05-04•11m
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
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Ep 16
An Officer and a Dental Dam
2008-05-11•11m
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
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Ep 17
The Okaleechee Dam Jam
2008-05-18•11m
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
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Ep 18
Pile M for Murder
2008-05-25•11m
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
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Ep 19
Mud Days and Cornfused
2008-06-01•11m
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
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Ep 20
Krystal, Light
2008-06-08•11m
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.